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10 Hilarious Dialogues from Tanu Weds Manu Returns

Tanu Weds Manu Returns, directed by Aanand L Rai, is receiving raving reviews from mostly everyone and has already been declared a box office hit. Those who have watched the movie are all praises about not only Kangana Ranaut’s acting, but also about the movies well-timed dialogues, whether they are from Tanu or Manu or Datto or Raja or even Pappi Ji!

Here are some “blockbuster” dialogues from Tanu Weds Manu Returns that are going to stay in people’s minds for a long time.

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Tanu: Haalat dekhi hai? Adarak ho gya hai yeh aadmi! Kahin se bhi badh raha hai!
Manu: To kya shadi se pehle hrithik roshan tha kya?

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Manu: Kya sex sex, aakhri baar 2013 mei hua tha who bhi bhaiyya dooj ke din!

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Raja to Manu: Ab utaro ghodi se, hum ek baar chadhe nahi paaye, ye hai ki utarne ka naam hi nahi le rahe!

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Datto to Manu:Thari lugayi lage toh maare jaisi par mein thari lugayi na su, mara naam hai Kumari Kusum Sangwan, yo mari saheli Pinky, hum Ramjas college Dilli university mein padon su, sports quotey te admission liya, national level ki athletes su, jila Jhajjar 124507, aur phone number mein dou ko na.

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Tanu: Waah Sharmaji, Reebok nahi toh Rebook sahi.

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Tanu: Kya Sharma ji, hum thode bewafaa kya hue, aap to badchallan hi ho gaye!

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Raja to Tanu: Hum kahe tum nahi tumhare jaise hi sahi, lekin tumhare pati se wo bhi dekha nahi ja raha hai! Saley ko orginal bhi yahi rakhenge, duplicate bhi yahi rakhenge!

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Tanu: Itni happening life thi meri India mein, jhand kar di hai is aadmi ne meri zindagi.

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Pappi Ji to Manu: Pehle bhi aapne iski lugai hadap li thi.

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Datto: Wo dekh kabootar…

So these are our top 10 hilarious dialogues from Tanu Weds Manu Returns. Which of these did you enjoy the most in the movie? Which ones did we miss?

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